OK, I'm an idiot. I don't like taking baths, unless I'm already clean. I like showers! I LOVE a hot shower!
But, here's the idiot part. Why would I assume I can take a shower, standing & hopping on one leg? Slippery tub, soap & shampoo & the complete inability to use my left leg at all? That's a dangerous situation.
Poor "A" is going to have to go shopping for a bathtub seat for me so I can sit in the shower & still get clean so that I don't break my neck the next time I take a shower.